Names

“Can I have your name please?”

“Anne.”

“Pan?”

“No, Anne. Like Green Gables.”

“Man? I don’t know a Man Green Gables.”

“No, Anne. A-N-N-E. Like Frank.”

“Your name is Frank?”

“Ugh, no! It’s Anne!”

“Okay, I’ve heard Pan twice now, so I’m assuming it’s that.”

“Sure, fine.”

“Last name?”

“Smith.”

“Pith?”

“Yes, I’m Pan Pith. I can change this all online, right?”

“Yes, of course Ms. Pith.”

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