Alfred sidled up to Mickey and winked.
“Oh, no,” Mickey said. “You’re not going to try another of your quote unquote romances, are you?”
Waggling his eyebrows, Alfred said, “Hey, Mickey, you’re so fine.”
“Oh god no.”
“You’re so fine you blow my mind,” Alfred trailed off into a whisper.
“Why are you doing this?”
“Hey Mickey,” Alfred snapped his fingers thrice. “Hey Mickely,” then snapped thrice more.
“Okay, I give up, I’m swooning here, please, take me now.”
Alfred grinned. “I knew it would work.” He took Mickey’s hand and led him to the sofa.