Why I Like Pickles

Do you like pickles?

I like pickles.

Pickles are like that friend that everyone has, and no one really likes, but they’re good every once in a while so you keep them around because sometimes you’re just like, man, I really need something green and tangy.

So you call up the pickle, and you’re like, “Hey pickle, you’re cool, come here.” And pickles comes, and you’re all like nom nom nom, and then you eat the whole freakin’ jar and you’re like, “That’s enough pickles for now.” And so there’s no more pickles, and you don’t need any more for like a month or two, when you then go and get more pickles to eat.

So that’s why I like pickles.


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