Naked Gardening

“David, what are you doing?”

“What does it look like I’m doing, Margaret? I’m gardening!”

“You’re buck naked!”

“Well, when God gives you lemons, Margaret, sometimes you have to bare those lemons for all to see.”

“David, get back in here this instant, the neighbours will see you.”

“I don’t think so, Margaret. Why don’t you get off that patio, out of those pants, and join me down here?”

“David, I couldn’t possibly!”

“Come now, Margaret, live a little!”

Margaret bit her lip, then, throwing caution to the wind, ran down the four steps to the garden. She tossed her clothes back on the patio as she did.

From the house next door, Peter called out, “Doris, you need to come see this!”

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